Sunday, July 21, 2019

Ex-New York Ranger Sean Avery -Profane Apostle of Bike Lanes

Perhaps Mr. Avery is accustomed to high sticking his way around the ice-however in the case of bike lanes the ends do not justify profane rock em sock em means. Save it for the MMA Cage Sean. Take a look at Europe-from where the bike program has been imported. The logistics of street width, vehicular, pedestrian and cycling density-and most of all cycling culture-are vastly different. You could attribute your dissatisfaction to Transportation Alternatives bike cultists ramming a square peg
in a round hole. Further in your automobile are you thriving in the congestion that the bike infrastructure set the table for? Did you lose time or wages in 2017? New Yorkers lost 35 billion dollars that year. And despite the substantial salaries earned by professional hockey players doesn't it irk you enough to curse that the congestion tax in midtown immediately bumps up the cost of a taxi
ride? Cheaper and faster to walk. Hopefully you won't get hit by an unlicensed scooter or motorized delivery bike. Hey Sean you probably still have a hockey helmet lying around somewhere. Keep it handy.

Sean Avery continues his bike lane crusade

Sean Avery — the ex-Rangers player who rejected a plea deal in Manhattan Criminal Court this week for allegedly hitting a car with his scooter after it blocked a bike lane — is coming through on his vow to be “the poster boy for defending the bike lanes.”
Avery allegedly bashed the car Feb. 23, then told The Post after a June court hearing, “We need to be able to just bike in freedom.”
Lately he’s been posting Instagram Stories of himself yelling at delivery drivers who dare park in his beloved New York City bike lanes.
On Monday, he uploaded a clip yelling at a worker unloading a pallet of goods: “Good morning s - - thead! Do you think there is any correlation to the fact you’re wearing a triple XL shirt and are too lazy to park on the other side of the street?”
Avery ignores the guy’s explanation and fires back, “Just from a science standpoint, you fat lazy f - - k!” In another post from a month ago, the hotheaded former NHL star yells at a different driver, “You lazy f - - k! You have those googly eyes!”
And, “Why don’t you park it on the other side of the road you lazy f - - k? I’m gonna let you off today.”
He’s due back in court on Sept. 5. We hope he’ll be nicer to the judge.
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